We all know that most people, me excluded of course, can on occasion use Twitter to tweet the occasional lie – come on, admit it ;)
So to honour those of you (again, me excluded:) I have listed a few tweets to give you an idea – the true meaning behind those tweets!
Tweet translations (reading between the tweets): the truth behind the tweet!
Tweet: Too busy today!
Trans: Got nothing to do :(
Tweet: Meetings after meetings today.
Trans: God I’m so bored. Someone please talk to me
Tweet: Business is booming, anyone know a good project manager?
Trans: I need a friend
Tweet: Due to recent new business wins we’re looking for a creative director
Trans: The project manager didn’t understand us :(
Tweet: Want to know how social media can support your business?
Trans: No one else will listen to what i have to say
Tweet: Wanna know how to improve your follower numbers?
Trans: I know a tweet that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves…get on your nerves :(
Tweet: Sometimes I wish there was two of me I’m that busy
Trans: I’m so lonely :(
Tweet: Stuck in a team meeting wishing I was somewhere else
Trans: Teacher training day so kids are at home today :(
Tweet: As a social media guru I can boost your business communications
Trans: My ego needs feeding, please love me
Tweet: Want to know how you can make money on Twitter?
Trans: I think you’re gullible – please buy my book
Tweet: Tweets, what they really mean
Trans: Run out of work to do and needed an idea for a blog ;)
Got any you want to add?